Trenton Needs Anger Management Classes

My cousin Trenton needs "Anger Management" classes! Today while we were hanging out at Papa's Shop, he punched a can so hard that it broke!
Sometimes he gets mad at the computer too. To get him to stop I say in a Texas accent, "Stop doin' that stupid!" He needs to like, blow bubbles or something to chill out. Well, that's pretty much it.

Masons Movie

Some Substitutes are mean!

My worst nightmare is a substitute teacher. My teacher has been out of school for like 10 days but it totally seems like 4 weeks!!!! The substitute that we have had is really mean. She has a really, really, really scary face. She wears too much make-up and she has devil horns! She yells at us and makes us do everything! That's pretty much it.
Now I have two words for you....
Good Bye!

Interview with Mattie

This is my interview with my cousin Mattie,

She is 6 years old and in Kindergarten.

Q: How is your life?

A: It's pretty good.

Q: Which cartoon character came first, Bugs Bunny or Wylie Coyote?

A: Bugs Bunny.

Q: Who is your crush?

A: I don't have one!

Q: Who is your friend?

A: You.

Q: Who is your nemesis?

A: Dora the Explorer.

Thanks Mattie! That's pretty much it.

Interview with Elley

This is my interview with my cousin Elley.
She is 4 years old.

Q: What's your favorite food?
A: Candy

Q: What's your favorite movie?
A: "Bee Movie"

Q: Do you like fire ants?
A: No

Q: Name one famous person.
A: The Bee (from "Bee Movie")

Q: Who is the president of United States?
A: King Neptune

Thank you Elley!
Stay tuned for my next interview with my other cousin Mattie.

How I Love This Vicious Dog

This is Millie, she works at the shop next door. She looks cute but she's a vicious, vicious dog. She has razor sharp teeth and she is like a pirannah when she attacks you. She bites my dog Buddy who is like ten times bigger than her. Buddy is such a wimp because he is a scaredy-cat of a tiny baby dog.
That's pretty much it.
PS-on my next post I will have an interview with my cousin Elley. She is 4 years old.

First Time

My name is Mason.

I am nervous because this is my first time making a blog. I don't really like to be at my Papa's Shop because it's boring. I always have to do my homework after school cause my Mom bosses me around. My dog Buddy comes to work too. He likes to go on the internet and type in "HotDogs.com"...seriously,

he does.

That's pretty much it.